Issue #14: Yes, I finally saw Citizen Kane. Also: John Woo, Celtics Basketball, and the New Balance 990

This week, I have had some issues with my postal carrier. They have been scanning my packages as “delivery attempted” despite leaving no notice and me being home at the time they supposedly attempted the delivery. After a battle of wits including (but not limited to) the use of falling cages baited with cheese, large automated nets, security cameras, dr…