Issue #266: What's the worst thriller you've ever seen?

I swear, Substack should have never given me footnotes. I knew it was only a matter of time before I started overusing them. But here we are. Three footnotes last week, another three this week? Well, at least I can give my two parentheses keys and my poor, beleagued dash key (tapped twice for an em dash — oh, should I have put this in a footnote?) a bre…