Issue #41: In which I take my life into my own hands driving up and down snowy mountain roads at 10,000 feet in a sedan just to buy some fleece

I'm back from Leadville. I did all the things a person should do when flying across the country. I ate a $15 burger from a table-service eatery in an airport. Don't all those places look and taste just alike? I incessantly requested glasses of water from flight attendants. I watched a terrible movie. In this case, Ocean's Eight. I can't believe how terr…