Issue #5: Three Billboards outside Vince Staples's living room

If you need proof of the intellectual bankruptcy of established literary studies scholars, look no further than these three quotations (which will remain unattributed unless you ask me in person):

1) "what's the point of Lady Bird? I dare anyone to tell me."
2) "Phantom Thread is the most boring movie I've ever seen"
3) "Dunkirk is not a Christopher No…